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Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:00 pm
Good old Coke a kolo toure'!
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:02 pm
Following the suspension of Kolo Toure today for failing a drugs test, Manchester City have issued a statement stating that there is no truth in the rumour that he took an "e" from his team-mate Jo.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:03 pm
The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It really was a vile inn.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:04 pm
Last night during some role play my wife dressed up as Lara Croft.
The effort was nice but she reminded me more of a fridge raider.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:16 pm
ccfcgrangeend wrote:The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It really was a vile inn.
That's horrific mate! But hilarious at the same time.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:19 pm
GRANGE END - you forgot the word SHIT before joke in the title
although the shitest one of all - vile in, did tickle me
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:24 pm
My mate was late round to my house tonight.
"Sorry," he winked, "the missus was giving me a wank."
"Did you come on her tits?" I asked.
He frowned, "No.. I walked."
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:30 pm
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop wanking.
I asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:30 pm
milly44 wrote:GRANGE END - you forgot the word SHIT before joke in the title
although the shitest one of all - vile in, did tickle me
Sorry Milly theres a lull in me jokes i shall improve
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:32 pm
I've had some really strange things happening in my house. Furniture moving, things flying across the room, and feathers absolutely everywhere.
I think my house is haunted by poltageese.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:34 pm
A bit of advice for you all !! When you are feling shit..........................................................................................................Wear gloves
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:37 pm
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.
She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:37 pm
Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:46 pm
If God doesn't need a woman's consent to get her pregnant, why the f**k should I?.... Your Honour.
Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:01 am
I was licking my missus out when I got a mouth full of thick creamy love juice. It forced me to pull away.
She said, "What are you doing? You haven't been down there very long."
"f**k me, That's rich coming from you.". I said as i wiped my mouth.
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