You heard it here first

All this build up to the Jack game has got me thinking how it will go come Feb 6th...

- Tait will get two yellows for persistant infringement on JET after hes run him ragged
- Rangel will try to front up Bellers after he's also run rings around him all game and resided in his ear hole for most of it
- Kev Mc will go on a barn storming run from his own half that almost results in one of the individual goals of the season
- Hudson and our new israeli are immense putting their bodies on the line in any given siuation
- Jay will take the piss generally & will also score
- That boy Chris Burke made Routledge look shite
- Chops will be busy/ mouthy/ + score
- Rambo will score an absolute screamer from 30 yards
- Olly will be the bully & earn himself a tap in
- Crazy scenes in our end
- The Dutch flags will be removed with over 30 mins left in their end
- That fat Jack bitch who was just over the other side of the segregation last year will finally give up on supporting such a shite and embarrassing team and will go to work in the Swansea version of the Ambassador as their number 1 pull

...all resulting in a 4-1 win for the MIGHTY BLUEBIRDS! (the thief will score a consolation late on for them)

If Carlsberg made derby days...fuk that it's going to be a reality - C'MON CITY!!!