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Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:38 pm

When hes in the bath washing his nuts, his wife holds the phone to his ear

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:43 pm

Are you suggesting it should be the other way around? :-)

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:46 pm

Taunton_Blue_Genie wrote:Are you suggesting it should be the other way around? :-)


What - when he's in the bath washing his ear, his wife should hold the phone to his nuts? :lol:

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:47 pm

Taunton_Blue_Genie wrote:Are you suggesting it should be the other way around? :-)



Why would his wife be in the bath washing her nuts? :D :D :D

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:49 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:
Taunton_Blue_Genie wrote:Are you suggesting it should be the other way around? :-)



Why would his wife be in the bath washing her nuts? :D :D :D

so he can hold the phone for her :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:52 pm

Why would his wife be in the bath washing her nuts? :D :D :D[/quote]
so he can hold the phone for her :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]


lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:00 pm

Carl!!!!


Yes love?

There's a bloke called Daya on the phone for ya.

Tell him I'm in the bath ffs!

He's in the bath Daya.

It is urgent, can you go to the bath and hold it for him?

I beg your pardon????

The phone,the phone!!!

Oh,okay then. Carl!!! He said it's urgent mun!

FFS, bring it up here then.

Hi love, you'll have to hold it for me.

Again??

The phone, the phone.

Oh, right.

Hi Daya mate, what's so urgent?

I'm doing the update tonight, you got the sack.

Go ahead with the update, I know I have the sack, I'm washing it now,it has my nuts in it!!! :D :D

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:03 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Carl!!!!


Yes love?

There's a bloke called Daya on the phone for ya.

Tell him I'm in the bath ffs!

He's in the bath Daya.

It is urgent, can you go to the bath and hold it for him?

I beg your pardon????

The phone,the phone!!!

Oh,okay then. Carl!!! He said it's urgent mun!

FFS, bring it up here then.

Hi love, you'll have to hold it for me.

Again??

The phone, the phone.

Oh, right.

Hi Daya mate, what's so urgent?

I'm doing the update tonight, you got the sack.

Go ahead with the update, I know I have the sack, I'm washing it now,it has my nuts in it!!!

this post should be moved to the sex thread with an explanation put on urban dictionary "Carl has the sack - his nuts are in it" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

there was plenty of splashing, think hes got a rubber duck.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=uk&v=uifbc7sWMQo

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:10 pm

He could be like you Daya and use his laptop in the bath. How long ago was that stunt you pulled? A christmas message for TLG if I remember correctly

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:11 pm

chris_ccfc wrote:He could be like you Daya and use his laptop in the bath. How long ago was that stunt you pulled? A christmas message for TLG if I remember correctly


lol ... couple of years ago mate. theres a link on here somewhere for it.

Re: Carl Curtis - Exclusive

Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:13 pm

Daya wrote:
chris_ccfc wrote:He could be like you Daya and use his laptop in the bath. How long ago was that stunt you pulled? A christmas message for TLG if I remember correctly


lol ... couple of years ago mate. theres a link on here somewhere for it.


Nutcase fair play :thumbup:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=uk&v=uifbc7sWMQo :lol: