Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:19 pm
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife.
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife Mary I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said Aye, did you now and what was your toast John said Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.
Oh, that is very sweet indeed John Mary said
The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies.
The man chuckled leeringly and said John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary
She said Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised meself. You know he's only been there twice in the last 4 years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife Mary I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said Aye, did you now and what was your toast John said Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.
Oh, that is very sweet indeed John Mary said
The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies.
The man chuckled leeringly and said John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary
She said Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised meself. You know he's only been there twice in the last 4 years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
Re: Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:21 pm
Re: Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:23 pm
And that's from someone who is half irish
Re: Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:23 pm
Re: Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:28 pm
tylerdurdenisabluebird wrote::D
And that's from someone who is half irish
Which Half?
Re: Irish Joke
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:42 pm
BigGwynram wrote:tylerdurdenisabluebird wrote::D
And that's from someone who is half irish
Which Half?
The middle