Conversation with new plastic in work 2day -

New Starter - nice to meet you, i've heard all about you
Me - oh what have u heard
N.S. - im not to mention the Bluebirds coz things arn't good down there
Me- wot? 4th in Championship and big money about to come in?
-----bit of silence--------
Me- who do you support then?
N.S. - Man U.
Me- so you're a plastic then?
N.S - wots a plastic?
Me - an artificial fan who sits in his armchair thinking he supports a team who has absolutly nothing whatsoever to do with them and wears the shirt like a child would
N.S ----ummm........suppose i am one of them then coz i've never seen Man u play.

...................end of conversation.........complete toss pot like all plastics!!......nuff said!!

what a

is this one of the new guys you brought onboard Pete??

did he have an american accent ??