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I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Airport

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:47 am
by Wolfpac
One of my mates is an air guard for Cardiff International Airport and told me that a private jet is flying in from Nantes Atlantique Airport for 12.30pm, he’s been told the list of requirements for the jet, a bottle of soda water, a packet of KP nuts, a cheese ploughmans sandwich and a Take A Break magazine.

Could this be our mystery striker?

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:50 am
by pembroke allan
Wolfpac wrote:One of my mates is an air guard for Cardiff International Airport and told me that a private jet is flying in from Nantes Atlantique Airport for 12.30pm, he’s been told the list of requirements for the jet, a bottle of soda water, a packet of KP nuts, a cheese ploughmans sandwich and a Take A Break magazine.

Could this be our mystery striker?



NO :happy1:

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:51 am
by Wolfpac
Mate just text me again to say he was joking and the plane has already arrived about 30 mins back, he didn't see who came off it though.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:54 am
by troobloo3339
Wolfpac wrote:Mate just text me again to say he was joking and the plane has already arrived about 30 mins back, he didn't see who came off it though.

So basicaly you just read another thread saying a jet landed at 9 21 so chang3d your bullshit post
And confirmed your mate andbyou know nothing

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:12 am
by Wolfpac
troobloo3339 wrote:
Wolfpac wrote:Mate just text me again to say he was joking and the plane has already arrived about 30 mins back, he didn't see who came off it though.

So basicaly you just read another thread saying a jet landed at 9 21 so chang3d your bullshit post
And confirmed your mate andbyou know nothing


Yeah course bruv that's whats happened :sleepy2:

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:20 am
by montyblue
Take a break magazine, sounds a bit of a fanny.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:33 am
by Bluebirdforlife77
What a rib tickler had me laughing all morning this has. So original you should write comedy professionally.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:46 am
by BarryWelsh88
Wolfpac of lies

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:53 am
by Wolfpac
BarryWelsh88 wrote:Wolfpac of lies


Well done you combined my name with a phrase, give this chump a medal :thumbup:

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:00 pm
by nubbsy
Bluebirdforlife77 wrote:What a rib tickler had me laughing all morning this has. So original you should write comedy professionally.



Almost as funny as the 27 other posts he's made about sightings. Some times you have to just accept that you're not funny and move on with life.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:04 pm
by Steve Zodiak
Wolfpac wrote:One of my mates is an air guard for Cardiff International Airport and told me that a private jet is flying in from Nantes Atlantique Airport for 12.30pm, he’s been told the list of requirements for the jet, a bottle of soda water, a packet of KP nuts, a cheese ploughmans sandwich and a Take A Break magazine.

Could this be our mystery striker?


Obviously false news. I know for a fact Sala eats Nobby's nuts.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:15 pm
by Wolfpac
nubbsy wrote:
Bluebirdforlife77 wrote:What a rib tickler had me laughing all morning this has. So original you should write comedy professionally.



Almost as funny as the 27 other posts he's made about sightings. Some times you have to just accept that you're not funny and move on with life.


May not be funny to some but I am to others so feck off you negative prick :thumbright:

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:45 pm
by murphy
montyblue wrote:Take a break magazine, sounds a bit of a fanny.


Yep, sala is angentinian, plays in France so he probably can't speak enough English to read take or break.

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:55 pm
by BlueDredd
Wolfpac wrote:
nubbsy wrote:
Bluebirdforlife77 wrote:What a rib tickler had me laughing all morning this has. So original you should write comedy professionally.



Almost as funny as the 27 other posts he's made about sightings. Some times you have to just accept that you're not funny and move on with life.


May not be funny to some but I am to others so feck off you negative prick :thumbright:


Others? like who?.. Children?

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:04 pm
by Wolfpac
BlueDredd wrote:
Wolfpac wrote:
nubbsy wrote:
Bluebirdforlife77 wrote:What a rib tickler had me laughing all morning this has. So original you should write comedy professionally.



Almost as funny as the 27 other posts he's made about sightings. Some times you have to just accept that you're not funny and move on with life.


May not be funny to some but I am to others so feck off you negative prick :thumbright:


Others? like who?.. Children?


To many who think I'm a legend

Re: I've just had a text off a mate who works at Cardiff Air

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:28 pm
by Sven
Wolfpac wrote:
BarryWelsh88 wrote:Wolfpac of lies


Well done you combined my name with a phrase, give this chump a medal :thumbup:

I thought it was quite funny; particularly for him! :thumbright: :lol:

Sad to see you're another who turns ugly when the tide gets turned :roll: :oops: