In the Derby Slums
In the Derby Slums
They look at the forecast
For something to blame
They find a few snowflakes
Then call off the game
In the Derby Slums
In the Derby Slums
The City have made it
But where are The Rams?
Can't even be arsed
To turn up at their ground
In the Derby Slums
In the Derby Slums
No snow on the pitch
There's no snow on the roads
The reasons to call off?
Nobody knows
In the Derby Slums
In the Derby Slums
They're scared of the Cardiff
They're scared of the score
The Bluebirds are flying
They're ready to soar!
In the Derby Slums.
In the Derby Slums.