The Vince Alm NOT HAPPY thread

Instead of our weekly "Vince Alm Not Happy" threads why dont we have one thread that can be updated as we go along.

Ill start:

Vince Alm not happy....someone stole the jam out of his doughnut this morning.

Vince Alm NOT HAPPY...somebody undercut him on the M4 this morning.

Vince Alm is not happy, Polo is taking the piss

Vince Alm NOT HAPPY he had 3 numbers on the lottery Saturday but lost his ticket.

Vince Alm is not happy, Polo is taking the piss

He wont be alone in that

Vince Alm NOT HAPPY hes the only person in his street who hasnt had new windows in the last 20 years.

Instead of our weekly "Vince Alm Not Happy" threads why dont we have one thread that can be updated as we go along.

Ill start:

Vince Alm not happy....someone stole the jam out of his doughnut this morning.

Vince alm not happy because..He thinks BIg Gywn nicked his 1974 Noddy Annual

Vince Alm not happy... he wanted to go on the TV again but they gave the gig to Tony Jeffries.

Vince Alm (not happy) he made toast this morning and the marmalade was off

Vince Alm not happy he has had a wet dream in his favorite pants.

Vincent is happy now nearly sold all villa tickets scrap this thread now:lol:

Vincent alm not happy because he has the same first name as Mr Tan

Vince Alm not happy when he took the bus and the bus driver didn't acknowledge his appreciation.

Vince Alm (not happy) - his mrs put too much butter on his toast and his eggs slid off.

Vince Alm (not happy) - his mrs put too much butter on his toast and his eggs slid off.

Vince ALM not happy the Gypo's came back from 4-3 down

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Where was he?

Vince Alm not happy he has run out of Viagra on a promise.

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Where was he?

In Ladbrokes in Ystrad Mynach

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Where was he?

In Ladbrokes in Ystrad Mynach

vince or god,or they one and same?

Vince Alm not happy because he missed the slow train to Derby and missed Ken Choos Cross Dressing Party.

Vince Alm (not happy) he had a shit this morning and ran out of bog roll. He had to bunny hop downstairs to get some kitchen roll.

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Where was he?

In Ladbrokes in Ystrad Mynach

vince or god,or they one and same?

God is within us all

Vince alm not happy his heavys couldn't find polo in the bookies or his local to warn him off

They looking in the wrong places. I've found God and am more likely to be in church or an AA / GA meeting.

Where was he?

In Ladbrokes in Ystrad Mynach

vince or god,or they one and same?

God is within us all

Vince Alm is not happy as he and his drum have been rejected at Britain's Got Talent audition.

Vince Alm (not happy) he had a shit this morning and ran out of bog roll. He had to bunny hop downstairs to get some kitchen roll.

Fair play that has happened to most of us at some point in our lives

Vince Alm not happy,father xmas { well Ken Choo actually} has told him the club are not buying him one of these, no matter how many letters he sends up the chimney. http://www.purduedrumline.com/big-bass-drum.html