FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:56 pm
I've seen a few great team names on this year's fantasy football! Anyone have any that are player names orientated?.. to name a couple:
"You're twisting Lamela man"
"You Petr Cech yourself"
And "Chamakh my bitch up" haha!
Anyone else have anything better?
"You're twisting Lamela man"
"You Petr Cech yourself"
And "Chamakh my bitch up" haha!
Anyone else have anything better?
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:56 pm
My team is Egg fried Reus
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:44 pm
Hugo Rodallega Bomb
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:35 am
"Zlat was a goal"
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Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:37 pm
BlueDredd wrote:"Zlat was a goal"
Now that is scraping the barrel
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:11 pm
cardiff city fc
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:43 pm
Who ate all depay's
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Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:53 pm
"Silent but Ledley" 
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:00 pm
And.. "Benteke Fried Chicken"
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:16 am
How about......
Harris Son Scored
Cost Tan arm Tand a leg
In the twinkling of Tan eye
Tan Inconvenient Truth
Out of the fire and into the Frying Tan
Tan Idiot Abroad
You cTan't teach Tan old dog new tricks
All Immers and thumbs
Place for everything and everything in Pilks place
If it ain't broke, don't Pilks it
A little Trollope is a dangerous thing
Like a chicken with Whitts head cut off
A chain is only as strong as Whitts weakest link
Loose Whitts sink ships
Everything in Whitts Right Place
Conspicuous Only in Whitts Absence
The Whitest Whitts U' Know
The Dark Side of the Noone
A fool and his money are Noone parted
Stolen and missing Noone rocks
Too Much Too Noone
These Boots Are Slade for Walkin'
Every cloud Jazz a silver lining
Where No Fan Jazz Gone Before
Where Jazz the love gone
Three score and Ben
Songs That Made Them Amos
Goody two-Hughes
How to Hughes Friends & Alienate People
Great Ralls of Fire!
John the ball
The writing is John the wall
Nothing Worth Having Comes Healey
Healey Come, Healey Go
Beyond O Keefe
Sorry I was just going to do one or two but then I figured "The More the Peltier".
Harris Son Scored
Cost Tan arm Tand a leg
In the twinkling of Tan eye
Tan Inconvenient Truth
Out of the fire and into the Frying Tan
Tan Idiot Abroad
You cTan't teach Tan old dog new tricks
All Immers and thumbs
Place for everything and everything in Pilks place
If it ain't broke, don't Pilks it
A little Trollope is a dangerous thing
Like a chicken with Whitts head cut off
A chain is only as strong as Whitts weakest link
Loose Whitts sink ships
Everything in Whitts Right Place
Conspicuous Only in Whitts Absence
The Whitest Whitts U' Know
The Dark Side of the Noone
A fool and his money are Noone parted
Stolen and missing Noone rocks
Too Much Too Noone
These Boots Are Slade for Walkin'
Every cloud Jazz a silver lining
Where No Fan Jazz Gone Before
Where Jazz the love gone
Three score and Ben
Songs That Made Them Amos
Goody two-Hughes
How to Hughes Friends & Alienate People
Great Ralls of Fire!
John the ball
The writing is John the wall
Nothing Worth Having Comes Healey
Healey Come, Healey Go
Beyond O Keefe
Sorry I was just going to do one or two but then I figured "The More the Peltier".
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:00 am
lyndipops wrote:How about......
Harris Son Scored
Cost Tan arm Tand a leg
In the twinkling of Tan eye
Tan Inconvenient Truth
Out of the fire and into the Frying Tan
Tan Idiot Abroad
You cTan't teach Tan old dog new tricks
All Immers and thumbs
Place for everything and everything in Pilks place
If it ain't broke, don't Pilks it
A little Trollope is a dangerous thing
Like a chicken with Whitts head cut off
A chain is only as strong as Whitts weakest link
Loose Whitts sink ships
Everything in Whitts Right Place
Conspicuous Only in Whitts Absence
The Whitest Whitts U' Know
The Dark Side of the Noone
A fool and his money are Noone parted
Stolen and missing Noone rocks
Too Much Too Noone
These Boots Are Slade for Walkin'
Every cloud Jazz a silver lining
Where No Fan Jazz Gone Before
Where Jazz the love gone
Three score and Ben
Songs That Made Them Amos
Goody two-Hughes
How to Hughes Friends & Alienate People
Great Ralls of Fire!
John the ball
The writing is John the wall
Nothing Worth Having Comes Healey
Healey Come, Healey Go
Beyond O Keefe
Sorry I was just going to do one or two but then I figured "The More the Peltier".
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:53 pm
50 Shades O'Shea
Re: FUNNY FOOTBALL PUNS
Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:07 pm
Im not completely nuts honestly I found this and got a bit carried away! Couldnt sleep! http://pungenerator.org 