Jack Fanzine left red faced.

Jack Fanzine left red faced.


A huge picture of Monk, the front cover goes on: “Calm down people. It isn’t going to happen!!!

11/12/2015

For any publication, the biggest decision of the day is always going to be what to put on the front page.

So to hand that choice over to your biggest rivals in football is the stuff of nightmares.

However, that is exactly what has happened to Swansea City supporters who have been left red-faced after being forced to devote the front page of the next edition of their Jack Swan fanzine to Cardiff supporters.

Yes, you did read that right. Jack Swan will have a cover dominated by their arch-rivals from down the M4!

It’s the ultimate blunder in Welsh football, some might say, and has come about after Jack Swan bosses were caught out over Garry Monk’s departure.



The cover of Jack Swan issue 42
In their previous issue, which followed Swansea’s 3-0 Liberty Stadium thrashing by Arsenal at the end of October, Jack Swan produced a front page brashly declaring: “If either of the following things happen this season, I will donate a front cover to Cardiff City and let their fans choose the cover... a) if Swansea enter the relegation zone b) Garry Monk gets sacked.”

Accompanied by a huge picture of Monk, the front cover goes on: “Calm down people. It isn’t going to happen!!!”

To further emphasise the point, in an editorial inside the magazine writes: “If Monk gets sacked this season, I will put Craig Bellamy holding a Cardiff scarf as a front cover! It isn’t going to happen.”

A few weeks on, following further defeats against Norwich, Liverpool and Leicester, Monk was dismissed... and true to their word the fanzine are sticking to their guns and letting Cardiff fans have their moment in the sun.

Taking their error in good spirit, Jack Swan have asked Cardiff fans to suggest alternative front pages for next week’s Issue 43 of the magazine.

“We’ve been pretty inundated with messages, comments and emails to be honest,” conceded a spokesman for the fanzine.

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Jack Fanzine left red faced.


A huge picture of Monk, the front cover goes on: “Calm down people. It isn’t going to happen!!!

11/12/2015

For any publication, the biggest decision of the day is always going to be what to put on the front page.

So to hand that choice over to your biggest rivals in football is the stuff of nightmares.

However, that is exactly what has happened to Swansea City supporters who have been left red-faced after being forced to devote the front page of the next edition of their Jack Swan fanzine to Cardiff supporters.

Yes, you did read that right. Jack Swan will have a cover dominated by their arch-rivals from down the M4!

It’s the ultimate blunder in Welsh football, some might say, and has come about after Jack Swan bosses were caught out over Garry Monk’s departure.



The cover of Jack Swan issue 42
In their previous issue, which followed Swansea’s 3-0 Liberty Stadium thrashing by Arsenal at the end of October, Jack Swan produced a front page brashly declaring: “If either of the following things happen this season, I will donate a front cover to Cardiff City and let their fans choose the cover... a) if Swansea enter the relegation zone b) Garry Monk gets sacked.”

Accompanied by a huge picture of Monk, the front cover goes on: “Calm down people. It isn’t going to happen!!!”

To further emphasise the point, in an editorial inside the magazine writes: “If Monk gets sacked this season, I will put Craig Bellamy holding a Cardiff scarf as a front cover! It isn’t going to happen.”

A few weeks on, following further defeats against Norwich, Liverpool and Leicester, Monk was dismissed... and true to their word the fanzine are sticking to their guns and letting Cardiff fans have their moment in the sun.

Taking their error in good spirit, Jack Swan have asked Cardiff fans to suggest alternative front pages for next week’s Issue 43 of the magazine.

“We’ve been pretty inundated with messages, comments and emails to be honest,” conceded a spokesman for the fanzine.

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got to laugh haven't you, but fair play they are sticking by their words. The front page should simply read 'Cardiff City - Wales No1'

Fair play

I have changed my mind

the front page should be a picture of tank and the caption ' Tank is our leader'

text your suggestions for front cover to 07880369545 - Jack Swan.
Cardiff city - Wales Number 1 Team

Blooobirds Forever !!!

I'm sure Jack Swan had contacted Annis or one of the mods asking for cover suggestions from the forum so here's my contribution:

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And how could I possibly not include this one.

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I have one....

Gary Monk to manage Cardiff City U21s

"I'm truly excited and honoured to be at such a big club" said a jubilant Monk.
"Their fans are amazing and I can't wait to do the Ayatollah on my first match at CCS" he added...

The picture of Tate with the "F.UCK OFF CARDIFF" flag but swap the word Cardiff for "MONK"

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/s ... e!!!!!/#15

Brill! ,the jack twats are fuming over that cover

Brill! ,the jack twats are fuming over that cover

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/160095/cardiff-city-jack-swan-cover-is-here!!!!!/#15

what a bunch of f*cking months

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/160095/cardiff-city-jack-swan-cover-is-here!!!!!/#15

what a bunch of f*cking months

Should read mongs ... What a f*cking mong I am

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Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/160095/cardiff-city-jack-swan-cover-is-here!!!!!/#15

what a bunch of f*cking months

I know. Who the f**k is that April and Don't get me started on June.

:laughing5: Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

Who's that bluyer the blue cosy up to them? Calling Cardiff fans hypocrites for laughing at the cover.

Probably Roathy still pretending to be a Cardiff fan.

:laughing5: Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

Who's that bluyer the blue cosy up to them? Calling Cardiff fans hypocrites for laughing at the cover.

Probably Roathy still pretending to be a Cardiff fan.

Surely the irony of it is what makes it funny ?

When Trundle did it the first time it looked cheap and pathetic.
They just won their first trophy for years and their first thought was us.
Then he tried to pretend he didn't know what was written on it !
What a spineless cock.

It can maybe be seen as laughing at how stupid it was.

Irony is probably a bit of a complicated thing for most of the halfwits on there.

I don't know what the one eyed wankers down west are spitting dummies about.

The fanzine has stuck to its word
But put on an image that actually takes the piss out of Swansea and Cardiff.

The subtlety of it totally missed by the jacks

Resurrecting the image is like a f**k you all over again. IMO.

Can't wait to play them next season

:laughing5: Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

Who's that bluyer the blue cosy up to them? Calling Cardiff fans hypocrites for laughing at the cover.

Probably Roathy still pretending to be a Cardiff fan.

Yep, Bluey is Roathy and he's having his pre-Christmas wank. The parochial hicks are that Über-Obsessed with all things Cardiff to the point where they have now even managed to sabotage themselves publicly with this stunt & with a magazine published by one of their own. The comments by the Bluey, Morningstar, Darran (fucking-Darran! ) and the rest of the 'tards are priceless. Londonlisa is that bitter that he probably pisses battery acid. And he doesn't live in London. And he's not called Lisa. Conspiracy theorists would argue that Jack Swan was part of a sleeper cell set up by Cardiff fans, he's done that good a job with this. I've just emailed him to say that if he's travelling to the Etihad tomorrow, he should pop into Oi Polloi and ask for a pair of Adidas Idiots and an Orslow T-Shirt that says 'Please Don't Hang Me' on the back.

i want a picture of caulker scoring that goal against them please

:laughing5: Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

Who's that bluyer the blue cosy up to them? Calling Cardiff fans hypocrites for laughing at the cover.

Probably Roathy still pretending to be a Cardiff fan.

Yep, Bluey is Roathy and he's having his pre-Christmas wank. The parochial hicks are that Über-Obsessed with all things Cardiff to the point where they have now even managed to sabotage themselves publicly with this stunt & with a magazine published by one of their own. The comments by the Bluey, Morningstar, Darran (fucking-Darran! ) and the rest of the 'tards are priceless. Londonlisa is that bitter that he probably pisses battery acid. And he doesn't live in London. And he's not called Lisa. Conspiracy theorists would argue that Jack Swan was part of a sleeper cell set up by Cardiff fans, he's done that good a job with this. I've just emailed him to say that if he's travelling to the Etihad tomorrow, he should pop into Oi Polloi and ask for a pair of Adidas Idiots and an Orslow T-Shirt that says 'Please Don't Hang Me' on the back.

That Darren's a f*cking pearler

The article he put up threatening Jack Swan with a lawyer was funny as f**k

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/160095/cardiff-city-jack-swan-cover-is-here!!!!!/#15

what a bunch of f*cking months

I know. Who the f**k is that April and Don't get me started on June.

i want a picture of caulker scoring that goal against them please

Here you go sir:

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:laughing5: Sweet Baby Jesus. This just gets better and better. The windowlickers on Planet Mongs are furious. I imagine they will be even angrier when this gets socialised and also published by When Saturday Comes. Ho Ho Ho.

Who's that bluyer the blue cosy up to them? Calling Cardiff fans hypocrites for laughing at the cover.

Probably Roathy still pretending to be a Cardiff fan.

Yep, Bluey is Roathy and he's having his pre-Christmas wank. The parochial hicks are that Über-Obsessed with all things Cardiff to the point where they have now even managed to sabotage themselves publicly with this stunt & with a magazine published by one of their own. The comments by the Bluey, Morningstar, Darran (fucking-Darran! ) and the rest of the 'tards are priceless. Londonlisa is that bitter that he probably pisses battery acid. And he doesn't live in London. And he's not called Lisa. Conspiracy theorists would argue that Jack Swan was part of a sleeper cell set up by Cardiff fans, he's done that good a job with this. I've just emailed him to say that if he's travelling to the Etihad tomorrow, he should pop into Oi Polloi and ask for a pair of Adidas Idiots and an Orslow T-Shirt that says 'Please Don't Hang Me' on the back.

That Darren's a f*cking pearler

The article he put up threatening Jack Swan with a lawyer was funny as f**k

He's a dribbler for sure. And that picture of the article that mentions him by his sycophant Jack Swan as the 'infamous Darran from Planet Swans', who he then calls calls a 'pissant'. Just brilliant. Windowlickers.

I doubt theyll care much about caulkers goal considering they hammered us three nil in the opposite game!