Will messi ever leave Barcelona?

I don't think so personaly

No chance

His mum is from Canton, Watch this space.

Messi, Bale and Rambo coming home.

I think you'll find she's from Rosario

The only place he'll go is back home he's god at Barcelona why leave a place where you can have the world at a single request

He might come to us!

Maybe with the suggested "compromise kit" would to swing it? F##k me,

But surely the lure of playing for the football mastermind Vincent Tan could swing it for us?

Think of all the assists he could create for David Marshall?

He could learn how to snorkel while wearing blue flippers!

What about our still passionate and united fan base all pulling in the same direction and standing up for our club, maybe that could help?

Or the proud history and heritage our club promotes to the public?

Mmmmm? Oh wait, we live on planet dipshit with uncle Vinnie! When I think of it like that - he possibly wouldn't join us. Gutted.

Either no or he'll go to the MLS. I doubt many thought Ronaldinho would end up where he is now

I don't think so personaly

Who could afford him? He is the highest paid player in the world isn't he? He's not going to Madrid now is he...

It's like people thinking Ronaldo will go back to United.. he's breaking records at Madrid and will continue to do so.

Maybe one day he will join cardiff city when he's 35 or something. We do have a good school for kids...Howells

If we could just get him to try a Clarks pie.....might just be enough