Joke Tuesday
Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:05 pm
I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"
"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on the end of my knob.
"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on the end of my knob.
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:19 am
I love them corny jokes.
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:28 am
NIGELNIGLE wrote:I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"
"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on the end of my knob.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......hahahaha....
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:02 am
A young Chinese couple get married.
She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten."
"I pomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan, You juss ask. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You really wanting... Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?"
She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten."
"I pomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan, You juss ask. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You really wanting... Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?"
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:19 am
That first joke is fkin rank.
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:13 am
Jurgan Klopp has ruled himself out of the Man Utd job - but said his brother Klipity might be interested. 
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:40 am
Saw doctor who in a restaurant last night eating his favourite food-"DALEK BREAD"!!!!!!
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:31 pm
What's yellow and is found at the bottom of the indian ocean?
Sand you heartless bastards!!!
Sand you heartless bastards!!!
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:41 pm
9/11... 
Re: Joke Tuesday
Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:43 pm
Wop wrote:What's yellow and is found at the bottom of the indian ocean?
Sand you heartless bastards!!!
I would say this is the best but it was posted on a Wednesday.