need a coco pops song for chico

story goes, Monk { club captain } had words with Chico regarding Chicos love of cocopops, unprofesional, full of sugar etc etc.. it escalated ..........................anyway..the police were called some time later to deal with a man carrying a house brick in the car park of Swanseas training ground??????????????????????........the brick was taped to his hand apparently...

story goes, Monk { club captain } had words with Chico regarding Chicos love of cocopops, unprofesional, full of sugar etc etc.. it escalated ..........................anyway..the police were called some time later to deal with a man carrying a house brick in the car park of Swanseas training ground??????????????????????........the brick was taped to his hand apparently...

Wtf????

It's true , heard this myself he's always kicking off apparently he's a cereal offender

It's true , heard this myself he's always kicking off apparently he's a cereal offender

There was a small article in the daily mail transfer column online today saying that there was a bust up at a premier leaue club with the policebieng called.. Could be true. Can't imagine it woul dbe over Coco Pops though

It's true , heard this myself he's always kicking off apparently he's a cereal offender

There was a small article in the daily mail transfer column online today saying that there was a bust up at a premier leaue club with the policebieng called.. Could be true. Can't imagine it woul dbe over Coco Pops though

100% true.......Flores isnt the most popular guy down there to start with........and the initial arguement revolved around Flores unhealthy eating, he has been bringing in his own cocopops this while so Monk had a word.

It's true , heard this myself he's always kicking off apparently he's a cereal offender

There was a small article in the daily mail transfer column online today saying that there was a bust up at a premier leaue club with the policebieng called.. Could be true. Can't imagine it woul dbe over Coco Pops though

100% true.......Flores isnt the most popular guy down there to start with........and the initial arguement revolved around Flores unhealthy eating, he has been bringing in his own cocopops this while so Monk had a word.

Apparently it was the Spanish against the rest , there was a vicious incident last week with a paella pan , michu was going at everyone with a set of castinets

It's true , heard this myself he's always kicking off apparently he's a cereal offender

There was a small article in the daily mail transfer column online today saying that there was a bust up at a premier leaue club with the policebieng called.. Could be true. Can't imagine it woul dbe over Coco Pops though

100% true.......Flores isnt the most popular guy down there to start with........and the initial arguement revolved around Flores unhealthy eating, he has been bringing in his own cocopops this while so Monk had a word.

Totally true, My brother is CID over in Swansea and he told me the story over the weekend. The swansea nutitionist ordered chico to stop eating Coco Pops and drinking orange juice, Chico wouldn't, so the club had to remove them off the breakfast menu. Monk kicked off, complaining that no one could now have Coco pops, because of Chico's selfish behaviour. There was an altercation and chico stormed off The next thing the Police are called, as a man is spotted at the training ground around the players cars carrying a house brick, when approached it is Chico with his knuckles taped up, like a boxer, only with black insulation tape , carrying a house brick waiting for Monk
This info all came from Shelvey, apparently the Spanish lads and the rest don't get on at all, things maybe starting to unravel down there. Lets be honest there's not much pleasurable to do down Jackland, take away a mans Coco pops and what has he left

I'll start us with the obvious. You all know the tune.

"I'd rather have a bowl of Chico Pops"

Cocopops are the good of the devil no wonder we're in the relegation battle

Cocopops are the good of the devil no wonder we're in the relegation battle

its not great having any sort of divide within a squad...........but this is mental.....and sober?..imagine Monk had decided to tell him on a night out.

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

it really is true jb

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

It might be a big f###ing joke to you pal but if breakfastgate gets us relegated I'll be devestated

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

It might be a big f###ing joke to you pal but if breakfastgate gets us relegated I'll be devestated

you have to admit, after all the Tan shit we have had, its about time we had a jack story.........and this one is class.....coco pops..insulation tape..house bricks..police..........havent you got security guys to deal with this?

Supposed to be a real rift, everytime chico enters the dressing room he gets a frosties reception

This is the best thread ever! Thanks you bunch of lunatics. And flores is just an utter jack scum tw*t i cant stand him. And his name means child flowers. And he's shit.

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

It might be a big f###ing joke to you pal but if breakfastgate gets us relegated I'll be devestated

you have to admit, after all the Tan shit we have had, its about time we had a jack story.........and this one is class.....coco pops..insulation tape..house bricks..police..........havent you got security guys to deal with this?

Fair play, the coppers who attended, were pissing themselves laughing, when they encountered Chico he was like a derranged mountain man and then they found out it was all over some argument about- Coco pops

There's definitely a rift in the jacks dressing room, the Spanish players have their side to the dressing room,they shower separate from the rest.They even have their own games room,nobody else allowed in and laudrup caught them scoffing Spanish chocolate that they had specially sent over,boxes and boxes of it was found in their games room.Laudrup went ballistic and fined the Spaniards.true story from good friend of mine at liberty.All is far from well in Swansea.

You have Chico Pops and we have Cornflake. No wonder we're both relegation fodder.

Best and most upbeat thread Ive seen in ages. The forum needs more of this fun lighthearted stuff.

It might be a big f###ing joke to you pal but if breakfastgate gets us relegated I'll be devestated

you have to admit, after all the Tan shit we have had, its about time we had a jack story.........and this one is class.....coco pops..insulation tape..house bricks..police..........havent you got security guys to deal with this?

Fair play, the coppers who attended, were pissing themselves laughing, when they encountered Chico he was like a derranged mountain man and then they found out it was all over some argument about- Coco pops

this is so off the wall no one believes it...........if i hadnt heard it from some one that was there i wouldnt.. and yes he was besides himself so im told........i cant stop laughing tbh...maybe the thread needed a better title

f*cking Spaniards !

And another thing how am I the only one who hasn't got any inside info. You lot all know someone at the liberty

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

After watching him yesterday I would have thought it was trolley loads of sugar puffs

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

Whoa calm down now fella this is how rumours start mun , have you got on to the papers yet , could be a nice little earner

What's medel eating then cos hes one chubby fucker

Last edited by waddle on Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

i dont dispute what you say..........but this was over coco pops....he must be mental

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

i dont dispute what you say..........but this was over coco pops....he must be mental

If anyone tried taking my cocopops I'd shank em without a second thought , you've got to take a stand fella tomorrow it could be his curly wurly

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

i dont dispute what you say..........but this was over coco pops....he must be mental

If anyone tried taking my cocopops I'd shank em without a second thought , you've got to take a stand fella tomorrow it could be his curly wurly

nice that you can see the funny side...........id rather call the coco pops cops.

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

i dont dispute what you say..........but this was over coco pops....he must be mental

the jacks dressing room is in a bit of chaos at the moment.not very professional.
as waddle says i wouldn't be surprised if either of these stories made the papers

I can see it know

CHICO DOES PORRIDGE

CHOCO FLORES LOSES THE PLOT

Laudrup was confused because he had his players on a special diet as do other premier league teams but when they kept checking their weight the Spaniards numbers didn't add up.Then he had a tip off about the games room.He found as i said earlier boxes of chocolate,crisps and biscuits.

i dont dispute what you say..........but this was over coco pops....he must be mental

If anyone tried taking my cocopops I'd shank em without a second thought , you've got to take a stand fella tomorrow it could be his curly wurly

nice that you can see the funny side...........id rather call the coco pops cops.

It's not funny though if rather see CHICO branned from the training ground than lead a mutiny about a bounty

I'll start us with the obvious. You all know the tune.

"I'd rather have a bowl of Chico Pops"

what about

"where's ya coco pops
where's ya coco pops
chiico floorrrresss"

to the tune of "Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep"
(for you younger ones who don't know the song...it's usually used with the words "where's ya manager" after a sacking....)