joke

Had a call of the school this morning saying no school today the headmaster said the playground was like a ice rink, so i had to takethe kids to the f*cking ice rink to keep them ocupied

Due to the bad weather the Govt are advising travellers to be prepared for their journeys.

Therefore they say that we should carry, warm weather clothing, boots, torch, spare batteries, shovel, vacuum flask, hazard warning signs, fully charged mobile phone, spare fuel and some food if going on a longer journey.

I took there advice but by god did I get some funny looks on the bus