O/T Funny as .....
Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:23 pm
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Re: O/T Funny as .....
Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:40 pm
Ok then I'll start it off with the WIki review of Django Unchained
Django Unchained be a 2012 American epic western film freestyled n' pimped up by Quentin Tarantino. Da film stars Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, n' Samuel L. Jackson n' was busted out on December 25, 2012 up in Uptown America.[6][7]
Guess what, muthafucka! Set up in tha antebellum era of tha Deep South n' Oldskool Westside, tha film bigs up a gangbangin' freed slave (Foxx) whoz ass treks across tha United Hoodz wit a bounty hunter (Waltz) on a mission ta rescue his ho (Washington) from a cold-ass lil wack n' charismatic plantation balla (DiCaprio).
Da film received props from muthafuckas n' is nominizzled fo' five Academy Awardz includin Best Picture, Best Supportin Playa (Waltz) n' Best Original Gangsta Screenplay (Tarantino) fo' realz. At tha 70th Golden Globe Awards, Christoph Waltz won tha Golden Globe Award fo' Best Supportin Playa n' Quentin Tarantino won tha Golden Globe Award fo' Best Screenplay.
Django Unchained be a 2012 American epic western film freestyled n' pimped up by Quentin Tarantino. Da film stars Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, n' Samuel L. Jackson n' was busted out on December 25, 2012 up in Uptown America.[6][7]
Guess what, muthafucka! Set up in tha antebellum era of tha Deep South n' Oldskool Westside, tha film bigs up a gangbangin' freed slave (Foxx) whoz ass treks across tha United Hoodz wit a bounty hunter (Waltz) on a mission ta rescue his ho (Washington) from a cold-ass lil wack n' charismatic plantation balla (DiCaprio).
Da film received props from muthafuckas n' is nominizzled fo' five Academy Awardz includin Best Picture, Best Supportin Playa (Waltz) n' Best Original Gangsta Screenplay (Tarantino) fo' realz. At tha 70th Golden Globe Awards, Christoph Waltz won tha Golden Globe Award fo' Best Supportin Playa n' Quentin Tarantino won tha Golden Globe Award fo' Best Screenplay.
Re: O/T Funny as .....
Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:50 pm
Craig Bellamy
Personal deetz
Full name Craig Douglas Bellamy
Date of birth 13 July 1979 (age 33)
Place of birth Cardiff, Walez
Height 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in)
Playin position Left winger, deep-lyin striker
Club deetz
Current club Cardiff City
Number 39
Craig Douglas Bellamy (born 13 July 1979) be a Welsh footballer whoz ass skits as a forward fo' Cardiff City n' tha Welsh nationistic crew.
Born up in Cardiff, Bellamy was tha captain of tha Welsh nationistic side fo' four muthafuckin years afta takin over from Ryan Giggs up in 2007 yo, but stood down up in January 2011 cuz of injuries.[2]
Guess what, muthafucka! Since bustin his thugged-out lil' professionizzle debut fo' Norwich City up in 1997, he has played fo' a fuckin shitload of clubs up in England, bustin his name at Newcastle United when signed by Bobby Robson up in 2001 n' has also had a loan spell wit Scottish Premier League side Celtic up in 2005. On 31 August 2011, Bellamy completed a move back ta forma club Liverpool from Manchesta City.
Durin his game, Bellamy has won one League Cup, one Scottish Cup n' one FA Communitizzle Shield yo. Dude also has been a runner-up up in both tha FA Cup n' tha Champions League yo. Dude has been criticised fo' his behaviour both on n' off tha pitch yo, but has accumulated mazillionz of poundz fo' various charitizzles n' also established a gangbangin' footbizzle academy up in Sierra Leone.
Dude done cooked up his ballin' debut fo' Walez up in 1998 n' since then has turned up a total of 69 times fo' his ghetto, scorin 19 goals, though 14 muthafuckin years on he has still yet ta play up in a major internationistic tournament yo. Dude was a gangmember of tha Great Britain Olympic Footbizzle Crew all up in tha 2012 Game up in London, appearin five times n' scorin once.
Personal deetz
Full name Craig Douglas Bellamy
Date of birth 13 July 1979 (age 33)
Place of birth Cardiff, Walez
Height 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in)
Playin position Left winger, deep-lyin striker
Club deetz
Current club Cardiff City
Number 39
Craig Douglas Bellamy (born 13 July 1979) be a Welsh footballer whoz ass skits as a forward fo' Cardiff City n' tha Welsh nationistic crew.
Born up in Cardiff, Bellamy was tha captain of tha Welsh nationistic side fo' four muthafuckin years afta takin over from Ryan Giggs up in 2007 yo, but stood down up in January 2011 cuz of injuries.[2]
Guess what, muthafucka! Since bustin his thugged-out lil' professionizzle debut fo' Norwich City up in 1997, he has played fo' a fuckin shitload of clubs up in England, bustin his name at Newcastle United when signed by Bobby Robson up in 2001 n' has also had a loan spell wit Scottish Premier League side Celtic up in 2005. On 31 August 2011, Bellamy completed a move back ta forma club Liverpool from Manchesta City.
Durin his game, Bellamy has won one League Cup, one Scottish Cup n' one FA Communitizzle Shield yo. Dude also has been a runner-up up in both tha FA Cup n' tha Champions League yo. Dude has been criticised fo' his behaviour both on n' off tha pitch yo, but has accumulated mazillionz of poundz fo' various charitizzles n' also established a gangbangin' footbizzle academy up in Sierra Leone.
Dude done cooked up his ballin' debut fo' Walez up in 1998 n' since then has turned up a total of 69 times fo' his ghetto, scorin 19 goals, though 14 muthafuckin years on he has still yet ta play up in a major internationistic tournament yo. Dude was a gangmember of tha Great Britain Olympic Footbizzle Crew all up in tha 2012 Game up in London, appearin five times n' scorin once.
Re: O/T Funny as .....
Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:58 pm
On the spoof death report of Barry Chuckle in 2010
BARRY CHUCKLE FOUND DEAD UP IN BELFAST BROTHEL
Posted by Philip Collins on January 9, 2008
Da late Barry Chuckle (right) n' brutha
Paul
Children’s gangbangin muthafucka – n' one half of tha comedy duo tha Chuckle Bruthas – Barry Chuckle was found chillin wit tha fishes up in a funky-ass brothel up in Belfast todizzle.
Da PSNI have so far ruled up foul play n' believe Mista Muthafuckin Chuckle took a dirt nap of a massive heart battle durin a particularly vigorous sexuizzle act wit a 53-year-old local prostitute affectionately known as ‘Stinky’.
Da brothel up in question is coincidentally tha straight-up same stupid-ass one up in which jazz musical muthafucka Glen Milla took a dirt nap nearly half a cold-ass lil century ago.
Younger brutha Pizzle (79) is holla'd ta be distraught as tha pair was bout ta start filmin tha sickest fuckin seriez of they Chucklevision televizzle programme.
Da immensely ghettofab Chucklevision is tha BBC’s longest hustlin children’s TV programme, n' tha freshly smoked up series would done been tha bruthas’ 52nd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Over tha muthafuckin years however, tha pair done been subject ta much criticizzle. In tha late seventies, Tory sucka Enoch Powell called fo' tha bruthas ta be arrested fo' treason afta they hypedly holidayed up in tha downtown of Frizzle. They was also regularly criticised by disabled crews fo' allegedly bustin light of tha issue of straight-up head injury up in they patented slapstick routines.
Yet Barry n' Pizzle have also retained much support among tha British public, n' can count nuff hyped figures among they hustla base. Da Biatch up in particular has been a Chuckle enthusiast eva since tha boys started up back up in tha late 40s, when they was credited wit helpin cheer tha ghetto up up in tha immediate post-war era. In 1996, up in recognizzle of they efforts, tha bruthas was awarded a OBE between them.
Todizzle tha Biatch was tha straight-up original gangsta ta bust a message of condolence ta Barry’s family: “Barry along wit his brutha Paul, was one of da most thugged-out blingin funny-ass muthafuckas ta eva come outta dis pimped out ghetto our crazy-ass asses call Britain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When it came ta tha Chuckle Bruthas our crazy-ass asses [sic] was most definitely amused.”
Amongst tha clowns ta bust they condolences was Little Britain creators Dizzy Walliams n' Matt Lucas: “No other funny-ass muthafuckas have hyped up our humour mo' than Barry n' Paul, if there had been no Chucklevision then there would done been no Little Britain. It’s as simple as that.”
Keith Richardz also was rappin of his fuckin lil' deep respect fo' Barry Chuckle, havin spent nuff hell-raisin muthafuckin years together: “Me n' Barry gots up ta some crazy-ass shizzle aiiiight – I remember dat one time our crazy-ass asses battered dat priest yo. Kool as f**k days. I’ll miss his muthafuckin ass. Rest up in peace, you ol’ b*stard.”
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BARRY CHUCKLE FOUND DEAD UP IN BELFAST BROTHEL
Posted by Philip Collins on January 9, 2008
Da late Barry Chuckle (right) n' brutha
Paul
Children’s gangbangin muthafucka – n' one half of tha comedy duo tha Chuckle Bruthas – Barry Chuckle was found chillin wit tha fishes up in a funky-ass brothel up in Belfast todizzle.
Da PSNI have so far ruled up foul play n' believe Mista Muthafuckin Chuckle took a dirt nap of a massive heart battle durin a particularly vigorous sexuizzle act wit a 53-year-old local prostitute affectionately known as ‘Stinky’.
Da brothel up in question is coincidentally tha straight-up same stupid-ass one up in which jazz musical muthafucka Glen Milla took a dirt nap nearly half a cold-ass lil century ago.
Younger brutha Pizzle (79) is holla'd ta be distraught as tha pair was bout ta start filmin tha sickest fuckin seriez of they Chucklevision televizzle programme.
Da immensely ghettofab Chucklevision is tha BBC’s longest hustlin children’s TV programme, n' tha freshly smoked up series would done been tha bruthas’ 52nd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Over tha muthafuckin years however, tha pair done been subject ta much criticizzle. In tha late seventies, Tory sucka Enoch Powell called fo' tha bruthas ta be arrested fo' treason afta they hypedly holidayed up in tha downtown of Frizzle. They was also regularly criticised by disabled crews fo' allegedly bustin light of tha issue of straight-up head injury up in they patented slapstick routines.
Yet Barry n' Pizzle have also retained much support among tha British public, n' can count nuff hyped figures among they hustla base. Da Biatch up in particular has been a Chuckle enthusiast eva since tha boys started up back up in tha late 40s, when they was credited wit helpin cheer tha ghetto up up in tha immediate post-war era. In 1996, up in recognizzle of they efforts, tha bruthas was awarded a OBE between them.
Todizzle tha Biatch was tha straight-up original gangsta ta bust a message of condolence ta Barry’s family: “Barry along wit his brutha Paul, was one of da most thugged-out blingin funny-ass muthafuckas ta eva come outta dis pimped out ghetto our crazy-ass asses call Britain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When it came ta tha Chuckle Bruthas our crazy-ass asses [sic] was most definitely amused.”
Amongst tha clowns ta bust they condolences was Little Britain creators Dizzy Walliams n' Matt Lucas: “No other funny-ass muthafuckas have hyped up our humour mo' than Barry n' Paul, if there had been no Chucklevision then there would done been no Little Britain. It’s as simple as that.”
Keith Richardz also was rappin of his fuckin lil' deep respect fo' Barry Chuckle, havin spent nuff hell-raisin muthafuckin years together: “Me n' Barry gots up ta some crazy-ass shizzle aiiiight – I remember dat one time our crazy-ass asses battered dat priest yo. Kool as f**k days. I’ll miss his muthafuckin ass. Rest up in peace, you ol’ b*stard.”
Other articles: Dickie Rock Completes English Channel Swim