Have you ever shit yourself?

Great thread Baz ...I'm sure Nukes will comment.

I'm not surprised he shat himself Marc, With all the action he gets up there his muscles have disappeared to hold it in.

just read this thread, f*cking mad ! years ago , me and my ex had been on an all dayer on the bow, as usual end up arguing and going to bed in a strop, in the early hours of the morning i needed a piss, but i had to climb over the fat bitch to get to the toilet. as i was climbing over her i felt a fart coming on, so i thought f**k her i`ll do it on her face, as you do! so i lowered my arse over her chops and let it go, oops, it was a little wet! ......i had just spray tanned her from the neck up, ....i was dabbing her with wet bog roll for about an hour later!!!...told her the next day she had her head down the pan spewing so f**k knows wot was over her

the funniest thing i have ever heard!!

HOWS THIS FOR A SHIT PROBLEM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-ALQ8wcqk

Quite a few times I have woken up only to discover that the crayola kid had struck

lolzz....


its sounds very funny, but I haven't tried this one,

Yeah once, after a few vodkas.. was f*cking everywhere.